Seriously guy.. Get real

so I've only shared this story with maybe 2 people

and each time, I get the same reaction.

"UGGHH.. seriously?"

so here it goes.

Friday night Whit and I went to Drakes.

I seriously hadn't been out in Lex in forever

and I just had to! 

{so I thought}

this is one of those nights everything was just off.

right before going out I realized, 

I would be completely satisfied staying home.

But I pulled it together 

{wore my hott new red heels} 

and we headed out.

The last two times I've been to drakes I've seen everyone I didn't want to.

No really!

this used to happen to me when I was in college at Two Keys.

You know the same people who always see you not at your best 

who know way to much about you

and could potentially black mail you at any time.

well yepp, that is the crew I saw

{ol' small town Lex}

But this night. 

guys had the strangest approach on hitting on me.

I am not sure if the heels were screaming something I didn't know 

or what..

but listen to these stories:

situation #1:

guy: Hey girl! how you dooooinnnG?

me: i'm okay.. (slowly)

guy: are you wearing flower bomb?

me: yes

guy: are your shoes new?

me: yes.

guy: is that a Michael Kors watch?

me: yes

guy: can I guess your bra size?

me: umm. I guess {intrigued to be honest}

guy: 34 B.

me: NOPE

*that was the end of the conversation.

He was so off from my bra size it makes me feel

half way good and half way bad.

I really didn't get puzzled about this till the next morning? 

what the hell?*

situation #2:

{I'm standing at the bar. talking to a friend}

guy: hey girl.. will u order me a Hennessy and coke?

me: NO. 

guy: why? I'd pay you for it..

me: not the point. the bar is right there. 

guy: (smiles.) I'd rather you do it

I WALK OFF

*what the hell? can you not order your own drink now?

I don't know you from adam and you want me to order you drink? 

not to mention the whole time he has is arm around a girl.

why can't she order you a drink?*

situation #3:

{as I am walking out}

guy: hey girl.. 

me: hello

guy: where you and your red heels sleeping tonight?

me: you can't be serious..

I WALK OFF AGAIN

*what the hell? that's all I can say.

where these dudes come from?

I will never know*

so this a post dedicated to all you bachelors out there.

classy girls don't fall for this business and if they do.

then you don't want them 

because they probably aren't on the classy side.

{JUST SAYING}

Hope you all had a good weekend and Monday!!

I will be heading to watch the 

WILDCATS play FLORIDA

tonight!! 

#BBN

<<< The Awesome, The Awful, the Great and the Bad >>>

OOOPPPSS.

I suck again! 

I know.. 

I managed to miss blogging everyday this week.

Even though I have been reading, I just haven't had the time to talk.

so let's rewind.

This weekend I spent it with my nephew, mom and stepdad at their house.

that is my mental retreat when I get way to stressed out here in reality

to be honest, I did nothing while there. (which was amazing)

ate some mexican, watched TV, planned a tailgate, and started reading the hunger games.

it was seriously, just what I needed. 

Had a meeting on Monday in Louisville with my company at the YUM center

love company meetings for a couple reasons,

I get to be out of the office and when they are state wide I get to see not only my brother but also my DADDY!

BLESSS his heart because I am not the easiest to get along with. 

came back to town Monday night and have been in world wind ever since.

so let's touch on the MAJOR points.

HERE. WE. GO..

1. As everyone should know I am not a chef.

I never claim to be.

Yes, I HEAR from other people that it should be an instinct or something I'm born with or something that I can "practice"

well, I am sorry my friends, yes it is getting better 

but it is nothing spectacular. 

>>for example: I burnt popcorn last night<<

(there went my dinner)

anyway  BACK TO THE POINT

when at my moms I planned a tailgate

equipped with beverages, chips and salsa, veggie tray and "wings"

when on my way to the grocery I talked to my brother on the phone which went like this:

Me: I think we should have wings at moms too.

What do you think?

Micah: Yeah, that should be good. 

Are you going to make them?

Me: Yes, I think I will try. I saw this recipe for BAKED wings.

so that would be healthier for us.

Micah: your right. Sounds good. 

Do you know what to get?

Me: Yes, I think I do?...

**notice a couple of things.. he questions every move about the wings.

seeing if I was going to make them, if I knew how and if I knew what to get**

well, hard headed me.. charges in there and buys raw chicken wings

buffalo sauce, and BBQ sauce 

We get home and I shower while Mom and Micah stick them in the oven.

When I get of the shower I peep down in the oven and notice the wings are HUGE!

So the point of this story my friends:

when looking for chicken wings you have to buy buffalo wings apparently

not chicken wings. chicken wings are what you order at KFC with a leg.

Example number 1000000 I am not a CHEF!

2. Never let someone else set up your twitter

so here is how this went. 

my step dad who is a technology guru 

(dangling on the fence of embarrassing)

realized a couple of years ago that TWITTER

would be the next big thing.

to be honest, I didn't believe him.

neither did my mother (who refers to twitter as "THE TWIT")

bless her heart too!

but my step dad wold not take no for an answer and literally 

held my phone hostage to set up twitter

years pass and all of a sudden everyone is on it.

so I start using it from the app on my phone.

never realizing I didn't know the password.

well yesterday, for some reason

my lovely iphone lost it's mind.

and LOGGED ME OUT

Now I am locked out of my twitter.

the email that he used to start is shut down because it's my college email.

and my phone number was never registered with it.

the website pretty much said I was S. O.  L. 

so I started a new one: follow me @meggie_1002

(or click the ----> button on the side)

That is why you never let someone else set up your twitter

3. I LOVE shoedazzle!

so yesterday, I received my first order.

I have literally been stalking it online.

tracking it everyday. 15 okay, 2 times a day!!

please look how pretty.

even equipped with a pretty pink shoe bag.. 

AMAZING

here they are...

I LOVE SHOEDAZZLE!!! 

4. Drake is in 2 weeks..

ahhh.. can't freakin' wait!!

Nat got us the club floor room.

yes. me and bitchezzzz roll in VIP

Hurry up 2 weeks!! 

So I will leave you with this.. 

XOXOXOXO

Have a great weekend!!