Seriously guy.. Get real

so I've only shared this story with maybe 2 people

and each time, I get the same reaction.

"UGGHH.. seriously?"

so here it goes.

Friday night Whit and I went to Drakes.

I seriously hadn't been out in Lex in forever

and I just had to! 

{so I thought}

this is one of those nights everything was just off.

right before going out I realized, 

I would be completely satisfied staying home.

But I pulled it together 

{wore my hott new red heels} 

and we headed out.

The last two times I've been to drakes I've seen everyone I didn't want to.

No really!

this used to happen to me when I was in college at Two Keys.

You know the same people who always see you not at your best 

who know way to much about you

and could potentially black mail you at any time.

well yepp, that is the crew I saw

{ol' small town Lex}

But this night. 

guys had the strangest approach on hitting on me.

I am not sure if the heels were screaming something I didn't know 

or what..

but listen to these stories:

situation #1:

guy: Hey girl! how you dooooinnnG?

me: i'm okay.. (slowly)

guy: are you wearing flower bomb?

me: yes

guy: are your shoes new?

me: yes.

guy: is that a Michael Kors watch?

me: yes

guy: can I guess your bra size?

me: umm. I guess {intrigued to be honest}

guy: 34 B.

me: NOPE

*that was the end of the conversation.

He was so off from my bra size it makes me feel

half way good and half way bad.

I really didn't get puzzled about this till the next morning? 

what the hell?*

situation #2:

{I'm standing at the bar. talking to a friend}

guy: hey girl.. will u order me a Hennessy and coke?

me: NO. 

guy: why? I'd pay you for it..

me: not the point. the bar is right there. 

guy: (smiles.) I'd rather you do it

I WALK OFF

*what the hell? can you not order your own drink now?

I don't know you from adam and you want me to order you drink? 

not to mention the whole time he has is arm around a girl.

why can't she order you a drink?*

situation #3:

{as I am walking out}

guy: hey girl.. 

me: hello

guy: where you and your red heels sleeping tonight?

me: you can't be serious..

I WALK OFF AGAIN

*what the hell? that's all I can say.

where these dudes come from?

I will never know*

so this a post dedicated to all you bachelors out there.

classy girls don't fall for this business and if they do.

then you don't want them 

because they probably aren't on the classy side.

{JUST SAYING}

Hope you all had a good weekend and Monday!!

I will be heading to watch the 

WILDCATS play FLORIDA

tonight!! 

#BBN